Questions before you upload
What is What Patrik Thinks?
An AI character — Patrik — who reads a chat you upload and writes an honest, funny report about everyone in it: the real dynamic, who cares more, what changed, and everyone's role.
Is it free?
The preview is free: Patrik's opening, the numbers, and the titles of everything in the full report. The full report is a one-off payment (or one credit from a pack) — no subscription, and the price includes tax.
Which apps work?
WhatsApp (iPhone and Android), Telegram, LINE and KakaoTalk exports, plus iMessage, Instagram and Messenger through their data exports. Screen-recording import is coming soon.
Is my chat private?
Patrik counts your messages inside your browser first. The upload is encrypted, never shared with anyone in the chat, never sold, and never used to train AI. It's deleted automatically 48 hours after upload if you don't order a report, or 7 days after your latest report.
Will people in the chat know?
No. Nobody is notified. A report is only seen by people you send the link to.
Which languages?
Your chat can be in any language or a mix. Reports are written in 36 languages, and Patrik uses the chat's own slang.
How long does it take?
The preview takes about a minute. The full report about two minutes. We email you when it's ready, so you don't have to wait on the page.
Can I ask Patrik more?
Yes. Under every report you can ask a follow-up question about the same chat. Each answer is a new, deeper report.
How do I delete my data?
From 'My chats' you can delete a chat, a report or your whole account at any time.
Is it accurate?
The numbers are counted exactly from your export. The opinions are Patrik's — AI can misread context, so treat it as entertainment, not advice.
Who is it for?
Adults (18+) who want a laugh, a reality check, or proof they were right all along.